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The Oceanographer Series: when you want to be anywhere but here, let your friends know your blank stare is really because you're on a vacation watching whales!

Available in 11 different men's and women's fashions.

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blow me! The Botanist Series: for all herbologists out there with something to get off their shoulders -- here's the perfect shirt that tells others what you REALLY think about "dandelion puffs!"

Available in 11 different men's and women's fashions.

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blow me! The Demolition Series: Of all your explosive conversation pieces, this one will top the charts! Tell it like it is!

Available in 11 different men's and women's fashions.

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blow me! The Portable-Dart-Board Series: Feeling a little deflated lately? Heard one too many flippant comments about your wardrobe? Here's the perfect way to ask your friends to be a little more uplifting!

Available in 11 different men's and women's fashions.

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blow me! The Traffic-Cop Series: Is your personal space being invaded? This shirt will let everyone know you're ready to direct them to EXACTLY where they need be!

Available in 11 different men's and women's fashions.

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blow me! The Allergist Series: when that pollen just gets your nose a twitchin' and you want the whole world to know EXACTLY how you are feelin'!

Available in 11 different men's and women's fashions.

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blow me! The Party-Goer Series: Some things in life are meant not to be counted -- and that includes birthdays past 29! Show them what you think of them when they throw you an "Over-the-Hill" surprise bash!

Available in 11 different men's and women's fashions.

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blow me! The Biker Series: You dont need to be clad all in leather and studs to make a statement! Let your rubber have its day in the sun and squeeze 'er hard and long!

Available in 11 different men's and women's fashions. Also as a bumper sticker!

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Accesorize your BlowMe persona: Can't always wear a t-shirt in your line of business? Try these exciting new accessories! Anything from cubicle-ready mouse pads, to the back-yard BBQ apron .. stickers for your locker at school .. hats, buttons, even a throw pillow to let the world know what you think of them when you're sick and they have the gaul not to be, too!

Available as 16 different items to pick and choose from.
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More designs on their way! Check back often!